New husband store
- 24-02-2006
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
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Children's science exam answers.
- 09-02-2006
These are real answers given by children.
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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The spanish computer
- 09-02-2006
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
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While out shopping one day, a woman
- 05-02-2006
spots her husband cheating with another woman in a restaurant.
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4 people in the carriage of a train
- 30-11-2005
an Englishman, a pretty young
blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
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The first christmas joke of the year
- 24-11-2005
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, ”you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."
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Asda's diagnostic computer
- 22-11-2005
One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."
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Meaning of a panda!
- 16-11-2005
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
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Reasons to get a dog not a woman!
- 16-11-2005
Reasons to get a dog not a woman!
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
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A gorgeous young redhead goes
- 14-11-2005
into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
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What tree are you?
- 14-11-2005
Date of birth?
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
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A bit of fun...
- 14-11-2005
We all need a little stress-reliever!
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some Sillyness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot More stressful days than not.
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On its maiden voyage, the titanic
- 14-11-2005
had a new to shipping act for the voyage, A Magician, he was quite good for those days and each afternoon and night would perform for the wealthy punters
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It was a beautiful, warm spring morning.
- 14-11-2005
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps.
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Bless me father, for i have sinned.
- 14-11-2005
I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?
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A beginners guide to common coarse angling terms
- 13-07-2005
This article is mainly aimed at those who are new to our sport but the old hands may as well read on as they might learn something; albeit if not to insult their higher intellect by reading anything else that I write. Like most hobbies or sports, coarse angling is riddled with `IN` terms, which can take some time to come to grips with. I hope that I can speed up that process by offering an interpretation of some of the more common and legally repeatable of those that you are likely to hear at the waterside.
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