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While out shopping one day, a woman
spots her husband cheating with another woman in a restaurant. Waiting until he returns home, the wife pretends everything is normal - cooking his dinner, ironing his shirts and waiting for him to go up to bed.
As soon as he is asleep, she stalks into the bedroom, pulls off the covers and cuts off his private bit with a bread knife. As the husband wakes up, screaming, the wife panics and runs downstairs, still clutching the severed member in her bloody hand. Suddenly realising the consequences of her actions, she leaps into the family saloon and speeds off into the night.
It’s not long before she skids over the roundabout and onto the nearby motorway. Accelerating up to 90 mph, she soon attracts the attention of a police car and decides she has to get rid of the evidence. Opening the sunroof, she throws the flaccid organ out - only to see it bounce off the cop car windscreen. I think this woman must be mad says the police sergeant, hot in pursuit. "I don’t know about that" says the second officer, "but did you see the size of the c**k on that fly?" |
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