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A BIT OF FUN...

We all need a little stress-reliever!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some Sillyness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot More stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post a reply with it.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first Name:

a = snickle
b = doom bah
c = goober
d = cheesy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleazy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus


s = snooty
t = tootsies
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver


x = Skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


a = dipping
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = licking
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = Hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half Of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = Humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


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